Cow on the track

 

A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a conductor walking by outside.

"What's going on?" she yells out the window.

"Cow on the track!" replies the conductor.

Ten minutes later, the train resumes its slow pace.

Within five minutes, however, it stops again.

The woman sees the same conductor walk again.

She leans out the window and yells, "What happened? Did we catch up with the cow again?"

Naik Kereta Api Tut Tut Tuuut.....

Naik Kereta Api Tut Tut Tuuut.....
Siapa Hendak Turut ...
Ke Bandung - Surabaya...
Bolehlah Naik Dengan Percuma
Ayo Kawanku Lekas Naik ...
Keretaku Tak B'renti Lamaaaaaa ...

Judul Lagu : Naik Kereta Api
Ciptaan : Ibu Soed
Dinyanyikan Di RRI Pertama Kali : 1960an

Lagu diatas sering dinyanyikan anak anak mulai dari jaman dulu sampai saat ini. Syair yang benar adalah 'Bolehkah Naik Dengan Percuma', tetapi karena dinggap tidak relevan dengan keadaan perkereta apian di Indonesia, maka syair lagu diplesetkan menjadi 'Bolehlah Naik Dengan Percuma'. Akibatnya, anak anak yang saat ini sudah dewasa semua,  sekarang banyak yang nebeng Kereta Api dan nggak mau bayar. Perusahaan Kereta Api selalu merugi, kalaupun bayar maka cukup bayar diatas KA ala kadarnya dengan kondektur langsung. Yang tetap ingin 'bayar percuma' harus susah payah naik diatas atap.

Tidak patut untuk ditiru gaaannnn!!!

PhD way to cheat ticket train

Three PhDs and three MDs are going to a conference and must travel by train to get there. At the station, the three MDs buy their three tickets and watch as the three PhDs buy only a single ticket.

"How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" says one MD.

"Just watch and you'll see," answers a PhD.
They all board the train and the MDs take their seats and watch as all three PhDs cram into a restroom and close the door behind them. The train departs and shortly afterward, the conductor comes around collecting tickets.

He knocks on the restroom door and says "Ticket, please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The MDs see all this and agreed it is quite a clever idea. So after the conference, the MDs decide to copy the PhDs on the return trip and save some money (managed care and all that). When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. But to their astonishment, the PhDs don't buy a ticket at all.

"How are you going to travel without a single ticket?" says one MD.

"Just watch and you'll see," answers a PhD.
They board the train. The three MDs cram into a restroom compartment and the three PhDs cram into an another one nearby. The train departs.

Shortly afterward, one of the PhDs leaves his restroom, walks over to the MDs stall, knocks on the door and says, "Ticket, please". =p

Rel Kereta Api

Kondektur Salah Gerbong Kereta

Sebelum kereta berangkat, seorang kondektur memeriksa karcis para penumpang jurusan Gambir ke Bandung.

Kondektur: "Mana karcismu?"
Penumpang: "Ini pak....!" (sambil menyerahkan karcisnya pada kondektur. Setelah dilihat ternyata karcis penumpang itu untuk jurusan Surabaya)

Kondektur: "Wah, ini kereta jurusan Bandung. Bapak keretanya yang sebelah." (Lalu kondektur itu memeriksa penumpang yang lainnya lagi. Anehnya sama karcis yang dimiliki juga jurusan Surabaya)

Kondektur: "Wah, bapak juga keretanya yang sebelah juga." (Setelah memeriksa satu gerbong ternyata karcisnya sama semua, Surabaya. Begitu kondektur mau bilang pada penumpang yang terakhir, muncul orang yang berseragam sama)

Kondektur 2: "Kamu yang salah naik kereta...... Ini memang kereta jurusan Surabaya!." (Kata kondektur dua pada rekan sejawatnya.)

Kondektur: "????"